so I said WTF and decided to watch one of those bootleg copies online. You know, the ones that were camera recorded in the theater; about 45min in to the movie you see the silhouet of a man walking down the aisle steps. How people could leave in the middle of a movie I will never understand. Any way, five minutes later, you see the man’s silhouet  jogging back up the steps and he fucking trips.

 I died!

I’m going to .gif it when I get the chance.

joeyrichtersbottom:

aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

in australia we just exchange boomerangs 

drappleluv:

He’s dead. He wasn’t that lucky.

(Source: 2013ninjas)